Swift Boat Vet(erinarians)

I didn't expect this piece from Saletan.

Today a group of Massachusetts animal-care professionals, Swift Boat Veterinarians for Truth, launched an advertising campaign to counter claims made by John Kerry's family concerning his heroism and the family dog's misconduct in the alleged near-death of a hamster. A script of the advertisement follows:

"Hamster" (0:60)

Continues. Someone had to come up with this. But Saletan? You got me.