Still more on that last debate

This lady does a fine riff off that last debate. I'm burnt on debate analysis but she got my attention with this piece.

Answer key (no Jebbing! Don't cheat!):

1. Kerry is coocoo for cargo holds!

2. Should we choose to accept it, what exactly is the American mission, Kerry?

3. Kerry got the giggles as Bush went all freestyle rapper on his ass, apparently trying to make "pay as you go‚" rhyme with "leggo," as in "leggo my liberty you dirty liberal!"....

Continues.